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Calvin graduated from Rutgers University with two bachelor’s degrees and spent twenty-five years in sales and as a regional sales manager. In later life, he became a journalist for NJDiscover, a novelist (Vichy Water, 2007), and a broadcaster, producing and co-hosting a local cable TV talk show in central Jersey.
He serves on the advisory committee of the Women’s Health Institute at Rutgers Robert Wood Johnson Medical School, ONE HEALTH (Human, Plant, Animal) NJ steering committee. He taught Career Explorations at Rutgers University, New Brunswick (2019).
In September 2020, he started a series of YouTube global podcast interviews: “Conversations with Calvin: We the SpecIEs” focusing on the diversity of content, people, and careers. Recently he helped form a global group of environmentalists, Climate Optimists (Everything NOT Fine).
He thrives on reinvention after sixty.
His second novel, ‘There’s a Tortoise in My Hair; A Journey to Spirit’ (Kirkus STAR) was published in October 2023

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BOOK REVIEW

THERE'S A TORTOISE IN MY HAIR

BY Calvin Schwartz

Schwartz’s second novel traces the contours of one man’s life, or his “journey to spirit,” across seven decades.

As a small child growing up in 1940s and ’50s Newark, New Jersey, Cameron Simmons is so slow to walk and talk that his dad remarks there must be a “tortoise walking around his hair.” The comment, made by a generally aloof father, stays with Cam for the rest of his life—one spent, in part, obtaining multiple degrees at Rutgers University during the ’60s; avoiding the Vietnam War draft to pursue an ultimately underwhelming career in pharmacology; and having a tumultuous series of typically fumbling and often chaste relationships, including an early failed marriage prior to a more long-lasting union. He also raises an adopted son with a tenderness his father never bestowed on him; switches jobs to become, at 6 feet, 5 inches in height, the tallest—if not most successful—eyeglasses salesman in the Eastern United States; and settles down, at a later age, to begin a career as a writer with a modest following on LinkedIn. However, Cam’s figurative tortoise—eternally perched atop his head, wandering and searching, undercutting his day-to-day being with a constant sense of precipice and inadequacy—hampers his joy. Something feels, for him, forever missing, as manifested in myriad suicide attempts. Schwartz ably captures this feeling of absence in confident, cohesive first-person prose, divided into carefully considered and often wry chapters: “All the while, the tortoise was still hanging around, precipitating lapses in my development, confidence, and general sense of where the hell I was going in life.” Cam’s finely detailed and distinctive voice never falters, evoking the protagonists in the works of such authors as John Irving and Mordecai Richler. By straddling the political and the personal—from the Watergate hearings and burgeoning climate protests to Cam’s persistent, often aimless yearnings—the book offers a wide-reaching tale of humanity.

A rich, resonant, and vividly imagined character study.

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ISBN: 979-8218295745

Review Posted Online: Aug. 24, 2023

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