BETWEEN A FLOCK AND A HARD PLACE

A high-profile attempt to renovate an inoffensive house in Caerphilly, Virginia, ends up making things much, much worse.

It’s raining turkeys on Bland Street. After one of them lands on Meg Langslow’s windshield, she realizes that the birds, which normally keep themselves away from human citizens, have been driven there by one or more of those very citizens. Is it mischievous friends of Meg’s twins, Josh and Jamie? Or someone with a grudge against Reg and Imogen Smetkamp, relative newcomers to Bland Street who’ve won the opportunity to have the house that once belonged to Charles Jasper remodeled by producer Jared Blomqvist and the crew of Marvelous Mansions, his reality TV show? The Smetkamps certainly don’t need any more aggravation. Jared and his minions, who clearly don’t have a clue about the job they’ve taken on, have already knocked down so many bearing walls that it’s only a matter of time before the house collapses. But that’s still enough time for the gang of turkey wranglers assembled by Meg—acting in her capacity as Mayor Randall Shiffley’s executive assistant for special projects—to discover Imogen’s body stabbed to death in her backyard shed. An amateur might think she was attacked by one of those turkeys, but Meg, a veteran of 34 raucous adventures, is no amateur. Despite having to deal with friends and relations who seem oblivious to the threat of a murderer among them, presumably because they’ve heard this song so many times before, she quickly flushes out not only the murderer, whose motive is both logical and unexpected, but a serious thief roosting in close quarters.

Fans of this long-running, lackadaisical series will know just what to expect, and they’ll get it in spades.