EXALTED

The lives of a struggling millennial astrologer and one of her Gen X fans intersect in a shocking way.

Emily Forrest operates the uber-popular Instagram astrology account Exalted, but in real life, her rent isn’t paid and she lives on blue Gatorade, turkey slices, saltines, and as much weed as she can scam from her clueless ex-boyfriend Thomas, all the while obsessed with the mysterious Beau Rubidoux, a photographer with a perfectly exalted chart—“placements where the sign can achieve its highest potential.” Emily insists astrology is a scam, merely generalizations designed to flatter us, and yet she still falls prey to its allure. “The thing is: I have a Gemini moon, and that allows me to hold two contradictory ideas at once,” she says. Dawn is a down-and-out Gen Xer with borderline personality disorder and a regrettable tendency to send horrible texts to ex-girlfriends and her estranged son whenever she drinks. Their paths first cross when Dawn pays Emily to read her astrology chart. Both women are living the opposite of exalted lives: lonely, broke, and self-loathing, if for somewhat different reasons. Emily lies to her friends and family so they’ll like her more; Dawn has sabotaged every relationship in her life by saying the most awful things possible. Luckily, their sharp humor and self-awareness save them from being insufferable even as they say and do terrible things. Like the planets of the zodiac, the two women orbit each other, leading to a toe-curlingly awkward finale that’s as funny as it is cringeworthy. Ultimately, this is a story about seeking—money, fame, fate, and most importantly, human connection; with prose as delightfully moody as its heroines, it's cynical yet strangely uplifting.

A caustic yet charming snapshot of contemporary digital life.