RUDE GIANTS

For Beatrix the butter maid and her best friend Gerda (a cow), life is idyllic—until the two are kidnapped by a pair of hulking giants who declare their intention of eating them. Fortunately, the giants are as witless as they are selfish and untidy; and when Beatrix lays down the law, they're prompt to obey: ``A meal tastes better in a clean castle'' leads to a monumental tidying; ``A lack of manners ruins a good meal'' gets the giants to learn—at Beatrix's direction—to lower their voices and take tiny bites. Finally, when the new learners are properly bathed and dressed, Beatrix rings for the villagers, who arrive with a feast for all. Logic is obviously not the intent here; kids may pick up a few pointers on manners, but mostly it's just for fun—and fun it surely is, especially with Wood's outlandishly caricatured giants and prim, righteous little maid to expand the exaggerated humor. (Picture book. 3-8)