NO ONE LEAVES THE CASTLE

Dungeons & Dragons meets Clue in this capital-Q Quirky stand-alone murder mystery set in the Hero’s Guide series world.

When Baron Vargus Angbar’s ancestral treasure goes missing, butler Gribbinsnood Flornt must hire a bounty hunter to capture the famous wizard the baron believes to be guilty. Lured by a bard’s song, Flornt hires the Lilac—before learning that she’s 14 and in cahoots with the bard, Dulcinetta. The wizard hunt is an extended setup to get the Lilac and Netta to the baron’s castle, where they are invited by the baroness to dinner and the real mystery can begin. The narrator intrudes to occasionally remind readers what they’re really here for—a murder mystery; someone’s going to end up dead. The Lilac, sealed in the castle by a magically shrinking bubble with a roster of wacky suspects, must figure out whodunit. There’s the baron and his equally unpleasant noble dinner guest, the baroness who seems a bit too familiar with dead bodies, the baron’s wizard-in-training son, the baron’s prim and proper daughter, said daughter’s coarse yet highly competent etiquette master, a surly goth gnome cook, the butler, and an ogre guard. Every last one of them—including the Lilac and Netta—harbors secrets and isn’t what they seem. The Lilac must untangle the (sometimes excessive and tedious) red herrings (frequently delivered in long, expository backstory passages) to deduce the truth. Characters read white.

Where the execution falters the premise carries the book.