WHEN WE WERE REAL

An unlikely group of travelers take a tour of glitches in the simulation that is the world.

JP Laurent has seen better days. The retired engineer is reeling from the death of his wife and a battle with brain cancer that caused him to take early retirement. His longtime best friend, Dulin Marks, a comic-book writer, has decided to sign himself and JP up for a tour to see the “Impossibles”: a series of “glitches, anomalies, Areas of Scientific What-the-Fuckery” that popped up seven years ago following the discovery that the world was actually a simulation, an announcement that caused the planet to descend into chaos. JP and Dulin are joined on the tour by a Canterbury Tales–esque group of pilgrims, including a rabbi, two nuns, a pregnant teenage influencer, and the conspiracy-minded host of a podcast with the motto “Speaking Truth to Morons.” There’s also a late addition to the tour: Gillian, a professor on the run from a murderous group of “incels in long leather coats and hair gel, who believed they were among the 1 percent of people who were actually conscious.” JP and Dulin help Gillian dodge her would-be killers, even as the influencer, who takes a near-instant dislike to the professor, tries to dox her. Gregory’s novel is far from an SF retread of The Bucket List; while the friendship between JP and Dulin is depicted sweetly (and with abundant humor), this book is something much greater: an epic adventure and an examination of how humans (or their simulacra) interact when everybody is at their worst. It’s a testament to Gregory’s skill at character development that the people in this novel, and not the bizarre phenomena they’re observing, are the most fascinating part. This is a marvel.

Big-hearted, generous, and beautifully written.