THE LAST SPEAKER OF SKALWEGIAN

A comic novel focuses on a dying language and the last chance to save it.

In this tale, Gardner presents Leonard Thorson, an assistant professor at a “fourth-rate” school called Ghurkin College. Ghurkin, whose mascot is a gerbil, is not exactly known for excellence in anything. Thanks to a corrupt dean, the school nevertheless boasts a grand football stadium. Lenny is a linguist who teaches French, lives in an apartment that used to be a rotating restaurant (that still occasionally revolves), and loves nothing more than diving deep into etymology. Lenny also works on a project with an Army veteran named Charlie. Charlie is said to be the last living speaker of a language called Skalwegian that comes from the now vacant island of Skalvik, located some 80 miles north of Norway. The two men hope to preserve the language, which is in danger of being lost forever. But Lenny soon learns that Charlie’s project is not quite on the altruistic level he was led to believe. It also doesn’t help that professional hit men are actively trying to assassinate Lenny. Or that many on campus hate Lenny for flunking two football players who never went to class. This wacky tale comes straight from left field. A nice-guy linguist who lives in a former restaurant and fails to realize that people are trying to kill him is unlike most heroes readers would expect to encounter. But the setup works. When Lenny is not providing the background on a word like idiot (“descended through middle English from the Old French word idiote,” readers are told), he is accidentally fending off assassins and wooing a sexy TV broadcaster. But even for such a fanciful tale, some aspects stretch credulity. The dean, for one, is so woefully incompetent that he runs afoul of a bad guy named Luther Skammer. (Yes, Skammer.) Still, Lenny is the type of hero worth rooting for. Tough but not arrogant, smart but not stuffy, he will stir readers’ curiosity, making them wonder where his rollicking adventure will ultimately land him.

A genial protagonist will keep readers enticed throughout this amusing romp.