THE GIRL WHO TOOK WHAT SHE WANTED

Finally it can be told: Celebrity ghostwriter Stewart Hoag, writing ostensibly in 1994, tells all about an abortive assignment in 1989 that left four people dead.

The ratings for Being Nikki, the pioneering reality TV series featuring famous-for-being-famous Nikki Dymtryk, are tapering off, and the producers want its third season to be its last. What’s up next for the beautiful 23-year-old? She’s been approached to write a sexy romance that will have readers waiting for the sequel as they wonder which characters are based on real-life people like her sister, Lisa, a talented fashion designer who’s devoted herself to exactly one client, her kid sister; her parents, top Hollywood attorney Jack Dymtryk and soap-opera star Pam Hamilton; Jack’s brother, business manager Kenny Dymtryk, and his straightlaced wife, Enid; and the ex-spouses, lovers, and hangers-on who hover in the family’s wake. Nikki, who has no intention of sitting down at a keyboard, has nixed every ghostwriter who’s been pitched to her, but she takes to Hoagy and his anchovy-eating basset hound, Lulu, so quickly and wholeheartedly that you just know things are going to go badly—especially once Hoagy’s ex-wife, Tony-winning actress Merilee Nash, phones him from right around the corner and expresses an urgent wish to meet. Though it’s hard to imagine a more innocuous assignment, Hoagy gets a terse message, “IF YOU WRITE THIS BOOK YOU WILL DIE.” As fans of this appealing franchise will know, he’ll survive the coming fray in much better shape than those other members of the supporting cast

Smooth, brightly written, professional-grade beach reading.