EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM WILL SOMEDAY BE DEAD

An atheist lesbian finds herself working as a receptionist at a Catholic church.

Unemployed and riddled with anxiety, 20-something Gilda impulsively responds to an ad offering free mental health services at a Catholic church. When she arrives, Father Jeff assumes she’s there for a job interview, since he needs to replace the recently deceased receptionist, an old woman named Grace, and Gilda doesn't correct him. Much to her surprise, she gets the job. Her avoidant tendencies and oddball solutions are made extremely evident when she continues an email correspondence with Grace’s old friend rather than share the bad news of her death. Gilda's internal monologue is weighed down with meditations on death and crippling imposter syndrome. Some readers will find it hilariously relatable while others might find it superfluous and aggravating. Gilda’s ignorance when it comes to the rituals of the Catholic Church and her bumbling attempts to blend in at work are some of the funniest passages in this dark but funny novel (“I am starting to doubt my atheism because this might be proof that God exists and hates me”). An additional layer of intrigue comes around halfway through the novel when the police begin investigating Grace’s death, further complicating Gilda’s situation. The secondary characters add lightness to the story despite Gilda's constant thoughts of death, offering a reprieve from her internal monologue.

Readers will find themselves rooting for the lovable but traumatized heroine.