CAUGHT A VIBE

An intense sexual relationship is tested by compatibility issues and coronavirus restrictions in Moore’s fretful romance series-starter.

While covering a technology convention, journalist Dash Hall at first thinks that the “MiO” gadget he’s fondling is a video game controller; he’s flummoxed when Penny Maxwell, MiO’s attractive CEO and lead engineer, informs him that it’s actually a sex toy designed “to create a blended orgasmic experience” for women. Dash and Penny bump into each other that night at a bar, and soon, by following Penny’s no-nonsense instructions, Dash learns the hands-on version of the blended orgasm technique and provides her with shattering climaxes. Alas, the Covid-19 pandemic lands them in home quarantine, but Dash breaks it to move from San Francisco to Penny’s Los Angeles apartment to nurse her through a bad case of the virus. More orgasms ensue and Penny invites the preternaturally sensitive and supportive Dash into her bed on a permanent basis. But strains start to emerge as Covid lockdowns disrupt the financing and supply chain that Penny needs to keep her company going. Further stressing her out is Dash’s chaotic housekeeping—a product of his ADHD—that makes a seemingly permanent mess of her kitchen and laundry. The mounting pressures lead to a blow-up and break-up that Penny and Dash regret but don’t know how to repair. This first installment of Moore’s Love in the Quarantime series paints a colorful portrait of Covid-era relationships by evoking the ambient anxiety and problems of claustrophobic work-from-home arrangements. Moore’s prose is lively and full of racy banter (“If you want clearheaded, I need more coffee, a bra, and at least ten feet of distance from your dick”), and the sex scenes are exuberant. However, the author’s determination to demonstrate proper communication sometimes results in dialogue that sounds like a sex-ed tutorial: “My G-spot is about two knuckles in….Go slow with these two fingers until you feel a spongy walnut.” Overall, Penny and Dash are flawed but endearing lovebirds whom readers will root for.

An entertaining romance that dwells on mutual accommodation as much as mind-blowing sex.