An aggressively absurd novel that embraces every opportunity for silly jokes and ridiculous gags.
A slightly surreal hospital provides the setting for Simmons’ comedic series entry about a robotic doctor.
Alan Rossum is a good-looking, sophisticated, and knowledgeable physician in his second week as an intern at Mt. Sinai Hospital in El Cemento, California.He is also a robot, a fact that’s known only to his creator, Dr. David Shamberg, and a few select others. In this second book of a series, Rossum continues his training at various obscure sections of the hospital as part of a trial to see if artificial physicians could cost-effectively replace human ones. Dr. Shamberg advises his high-tech protégé remotely while he does rounds, interacting with psychiatrist Dr.Demento, who has strange, hands-on theories on how to diagnose mental illness; a plastic surgeon at the Perfection Institute (“We’re pushing for a Constitutional amendment that gives everyone the right to look perfect”); and Dr. Rip Van Narcovitz at his Sleep Clinic. Rossum is a well-programmed machine and has a sly sense of humor, and he causes Shamberg no end of trouble with conspicuous stunts, such as challenging an olfactory expert who’s the National Smelling Bee champion. Meanwhile, the hospital is under serious threat from an anonymous organization enigmatically known as M.A.F., which has wreaked havoc by, among other things, canceling patients’ bills and increasing the catering budget. Rossum is randomly swept up into various situations, as when he’s summoned to tend to sick time travelers (“Sinai is a licensed rest area along a very specific temporal highway”). While these scenarios are used to good comic effect throughout, they also make the novel excessively episodic and lacking in momentum. The author has funneled a surfeit of creative energy into describing various gags and silly characters, rather than a well-structured caper. Rossum, for instance, solves the mystery of M.A.F. without warning or explanation. Those who appreciate humor that’s simultaneously deadpan and puerile may find themselves in stitches. Others, though, may find that the relentless, over-the-top zaniness eventually wears thin.
An aggressively absurd novel that embraces every opportunity for silly jokes and ridiculous gags.Pub Date: April 20, 2024
ISBN: 9798323514342
Page Count: 260
Publisher: Self
Review Posted Online: June 10, 2024
Review Program: Kirkus Indie
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A tasty, if not always tasteful, tale of supernatural mayhem that fans of King and Crichton alike will enjoy.
Are we not men? We are—well, ask Bigfoot, as Brooks does in this delightful yarn, following on his bestseller World War Z(2006).
A zombie apocalypse is one thing. A volcanic eruption is quite another, for, as the journalist who does a framing voice-over narration for Brooks’ latest puts it, when Mount Rainier popped its cork, “it was the psychological aspect, the hyperbole-fueled hysteria that had ended up killing the most people.” Maybe, but the sasquatches whom the volcano displaced contributed to the statistics, too, if only out of self-defense. Brooks places the epicenter of the Bigfoot war in a high-tech hideaway populated by the kind of people you might find in a Jurassic Park franchise: the schmo who doesn’t know how to do much of anything but tries anyway, the well-intentioned bleeding heart, the know-it-all intellectual who turns out to know the wrong things, the immigrant with a tough backstory and an instinct for survival. Indeed, the novel does double duty as a survival manual, packed full of good advice—for instance, try not to get wounded, for “injury turns you from a giver to a taker. Taking up our resources, our time to care for you.” Brooks presents a case for making room for Bigfoot in the world while peppering his narrative with timely social criticism about bad behavior on the human side of the conflict: The explosion of Rainier might have been better forecast had the president not slashed the budget of the U.S. Geological Survey, leading to “immediate suspension of the National Volcano Early Warning System,” and there’s always someone around looking to monetize the natural disaster and the sasquatch-y onslaught that follows. Brooks is a pro at building suspense even if it plays out in some rather spectacularly yucky episodes, one involving a short spear that takes its name from “the sucking sound of pulling it out of the dead man’s heart and lungs.” Grossness aside, it puts you right there on the scene.
A tasty, if not always tasteful, tale of supernatural mayhem that fans of King and Crichton alike will enjoy.Pub Date: June 16, 2020
ISBN: 978-1-9848-2678-7
Page Count: 304
Publisher: Del Rey/Ballantine
Review Posted Online: Feb. 9, 2020
Kirkus Reviews Issue: March 1, 2020
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Hokey plot, good fun.
A business executive becomes an unjustly wanted man.
Walter Nash attends his estranged father Tiberius’ funeral, where Ty’s Army buddy, Shock, rips into him for not being the kind of man the Vietnam vet Ty was. Instead, Nash is the successful head of acquisitions for Sybaritic Investments, where he earns a handsome paycheck that supports his wife, Judith, and his teenage daughter, Maggie. An FBI agent approaches Nash after the funeral and asks him to be a mole in his company, because the feds consider chief executive Rhett Temple “a criminal consorting with some very dangerous people.” It’s “a chance to be a hero,” the agent says, while admitting that Nash’s personal and financial risks are immense. Indeed, readers soon find Temple and a cohort standing over a fresh corpse and wondering what to do with it. Temple is not an especially talented executive, and he frets that his hated father, the chairman of the board, will eventually replace him with Nash. (Father-son relationships are not glorified in this tale.) Temple is cartoonishly rotten. He answers to a mysterious woman in Asia, whom he rightly fears. He kills. He beds various women including Judith, whom he tries to turn against Nash. The story’s dramatic turn follows Maggie’s kidnapping, where Nash is wrongly accused. Believing Nash’s innocence, Shock helps him change completely with intense exercise, bulking up and tattooing his body, and learning how to fight and kill. Eventually he looks nothing like the dweeb who’d once taken up tennis instead of football, much to Ty’s undying disgust. Finding the victim and the kidnappers becomes his sole mission. As a child watching his father hunt, Nash could never have killed a living thing. But with his old life over—now he will kill, and he will take any risks necessary. His transformation is implausible, though at least he’s not green like the Incredible Hulk. Loose ends abound by the end as he ignores a plea to “not get on that damn plane,” so a sequel is a necessity.
Hokey plot, good fun.Pub Date: Nov. 11, 2025
ISBN: 9781538757987
Page Count: 448
Publisher: Grand Central Publishing
Review Posted Online: Aug. 29, 2025
Kirkus Reviews Issue: Oct. 1, 2025
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