An aggressively absurd novel that embraces every opportunity for silly jokes and ridiculous gags.
A slightly surreal hospital provides the setting for Simmons’ comedic series entry about a robotic doctor.
Alan Rossum is a good-looking, sophisticated, and knowledgeable physician in his second week as an intern at Mt. Sinai Hospital in El Cemento, California.He is also a robot, a fact that’s known only to his creator, Dr. David Shamberg, and a few select others. In this second book of a series, Rossum continues his training at various obscure sections of the hospital as part of a trial to see if artificial physicians could cost-effectively replace human ones. Dr. Shamberg advises his high-tech protégé remotely while he does rounds, interacting with psychiatrist Dr.Demento, who has strange, hands-on theories on how to diagnose mental illness; a plastic surgeon at the Perfection Institute (“We’re pushing for a Constitutional amendment that gives everyone the right to look perfect”); and Dr. Rip Van Narcovitz at his Sleep Clinic. Rossum is a well-programmed machine and has a sly sense of humor, and he causes Shamberg no end of trouble with conspicuous stunts, such as challenging an olfactory expert who’s the National Smelling Bee champion. Meanwhile, the hospital is under serious threat from an anonymous organization enigmatically known as M.A.F., which has wreaked havoc by, among other things, canceling patients’ bills and increasing the catering budget. Rossum is randomly swept up into various situations, as when he’s summoned to tend to sick time travelers (“Sinai is a licensed rest area along a very specific temporal highway”). While these scenarios are used to good comic effect throughout, they also make the novel excessively episodic and lacking in momentum. The author has funneled a surfeit of creative energy into describing various gags and silly characters, rather than a well-structured caper. Rossum, for instance, solves the mystery of M.A.F. without warning or explanation. Those who appreciate humor that’s simultaneously deadpan and puerile may find themselves in stitches. Others, though, may find that the relentless, over-the-top zaniness eventually wears thin.
An aggressively absurd novel that embraces every opportunity for silly jokes and ridiculous gags.Pub Date: April 20, 2024
ISBN: 9798323514342
Page Count: 260
Publisher: Self
Review Posted Online: June 10, 2024
Review Program: Kirkus Indie
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Fans of Stockett’s bestselling debut will love this engaging follow-up.
Stockett heads to Mississippi for another historical novel about feisty women.
This time, perhaps recalling criticisms of cultural appropriation in The Help (2009), she sticks to feisty white women, with one exception. The setting is Oxford in 1933. For two miserable years, 11-year-old Meg has lived in “the Orphan,” a county asylum for parentless girls. Chairlady Garnett—a villain so one-note she’d twirl a mustache if she had one—makes it her mission to ostracize the older girls she deems unadoptable, stigmatizing them as offspring of the “feebleminded” mothers who abandoned them. She particularly has it in for smart, sassy Meg, who refuses to believe her mother’s mysterious disappearance was deliberate. Elsewhere in Oxford, Birdie Calhoun comes to visit her sister Frances, who married a wealthy banker, to ask for money on behalf of their mother and grandmother back in Footely. Frances isn’t thrilled by this reminder of her impoverished small-town origins. But she’s trying to climb up in Oxford society by volunteering at the Orphan, the asylum’s books need to be done before the state inspector shows up in a few weeks, and Birdie is a bookkeeper. Having neatly arranged to keep Birdie in town and draw these two storylines together, Stockett goes on to spin a compulsively readable yarn with enough plot for a half-dozen novels. Birdie and Meg become friends, Meg is adopted despite Garnett’s best efforts, Meg’s mother turns up at the Orphan demanding to know where her child is—and that’s less than a quarter of the way through a long, winding narrative that keeps piling on more dramatic developments until all loose ends are neatly, if hastily, wrapped up in the final pages. Stockett might be making a point about Southern women facing facts and standing up for themselves, but mostly this is just a satisfyingly twisty tale that should make a great miniseries.
Fans of Stockett’s bestselling debut will love this engaging follow-up.Pub Date: May 5, 2026
ISBN: 9781954118812
Page Count: 656
Publisher: Spiegel & Grau
Review Posted Online: Feb. 2, 2026
Kirkus Reviews Issue: March 1, 2026
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An evocative and moving tribute to the death-defying, heart-opening, infinitely redemptive power of storytelling.
A chance meeting in a museum unlocks a long-closed door in a family’s past.
Of a piece with her last three novels—Commonwealth (2016), The Dutch House (2019), and Tom Lake (2023)—Patchett’s latest explores the evolution of families over time, romantic secrets, and step-relationships, again giving these topics the wry and tender treatment that is distinctively hers. As it begins, Daphne Fuller’s attentive husband, Jonathan, notices that a man has been following them through the Metropolitan Museum of Art. At first they chalk it up to the fact that “old guys love [Daphne],” as she told Jonathan decades ago, a notion he has held onto "like a souvenir postcard from another era." But it turns out that, though Daphne doesn’t recognize him, Eddie Triplett is her former stepfather. Like the author herself, as recalled in her 2020 essay “Three Fathers,” Daphne has had three dads. Her biological father, a deep-sea fisherman named Buddy Zabriskie, left the family early; her current stepfather, Lucas Ekker, lives with her mother in retirement in Massachusetts. Ekker is an unprepossessing sort Abby met working as the publicist for his self-help books, Positivity!, Positively Positive!, The Positivity Workbook!, Positive Every Day!, ad infinitum. The man in the museum, Eddie Triplett, was also someone her mother met through her job in publishing, and once Daphne realizes who he is, she remembers that “[their] hearts were forever stitched together.” This is because Daphne and Eddie were in a serious car accident when she was 9 years old, after which her mother immediately divorced him and evicted him from their lives. The details of that accident—among them lies the reason the novel is named after a horse called Whistler—are gradually wheedled out of Daphne by her younger sister, Leda, a clinical psychologist in New York and a reliable source of insight on the narrative’s key issues. “‘You make it sound like I’ve been keeping all this from you, but I’m not,’ [Daphne] said. ‘Who goes through life thinking about what happened when they were nine?’ ‘It’s all people think about,’ Leda said.”
An evocative and moving tribute to the death-defying, heart-opening, infinitely redemptive power of storytelling.Pub Date: June 2, 2026
ISBN: 9780063511637
Page Count: 304
Publisher: Harper/HarperCollins
Review Posted Online: April 6, 2026
Kirkus Reviews Issue: May 1, 2026
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