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A slightly surreal hospital provides the setting for Simmons’ comedic series entry about a robotic doctor.

Alan Rossum is a good-looking, sophisticated, and knowledgeable physician in his second week as an intern at Mt. Sinai Hospital in El Cemento, California.He is also a robot, a fact that’s known only to his creator, Dr. David Shamberg, and a few select others. In this second book of a series, Rossum continues his training at various obscure sections of the hospital as part of a trial to see if artificial physicians could cost-effectively replace human ones. Dr. Shamberg advises his high-tech protégé remotely while he does rounds, interacting with psychiatrist Dr.Demento, who has strange, hands-on theories on how to diagnose mental illness; a plastic surgeon at the Perfection Institute (“We’re pushing for a Constitutional amendment that gives everyone the right to look perfect”); and Dr. Rip Van Narcovitz at his Sleep Clinic. Rossum is a well-programmed machine and has a sly sense of humor, and he causes Shamberg no end of trouble with conspicuous stunts, such as challenging an olfactory expert who’s the National Smelling Bee champion. Meanwhile, the hospital is under serious threat from an anonymous organization enigmatically known as M.A.F., which has wreaked havoc by, among other things, canceling patients’ bills and increasing the catering budget. Rossum is randomly swept up into various situations, as when he’s summoned to tend to sick time travelers (“Sinai is a licensed rest area along a very specific temporal highway”). While these scenarios are used to good comic effect throughout, they also make the novel excessively episodic and lacking in momentum. The author has funneled a surfeit of creative energy into describing various gags and silly characters, rather than a well-structured caper. Rossum, for instance, solves the mystery of M.A.F. without warning or explanation. Those who appreciate humor that’s simultaneously deadpan and puerile may find themselves in stitches. Others, though, may find that the relentless, over-the-top zaniness eventually wears thin.

An aggressively absurd novel that embraces every opportunity for silly jokes and ridiculous gags.