Thirteen-year-old Capricorn “Cap” Anderson has only left the Garland Farm Commune (founded 1967) with his grandmother (“Rain”) a few times for supplies. He doesn’t know what TV is like, and he’s never held money in his hand. When Rain falls from a plum tree and has to spend two months in the hospital, Cap gets his first real taste of the confusing, “real” world of 2007. Fortunately, his caseworker Mrs. Donnelly spent a few of her childhood years at Garland, and she knows what he’s in for. Unfortunately, there’s this tradition at Claverage (C-average) Middle School in which the eighth-grade class elects the strangest kid and biggest nerd to be Class President. They don’t come any stranger than Cap, and Zach Powers and his clique do their level best to make Cap’s life hell. Claverage gets a taste of peace, love and understanding it won’t soon forget. Korman’s novel narrated by the good, the bad and the only slightly involved is his usual smart, funny, slightly skewed realism. Tweens will definitely identify and could view their grandparents in a whole new light. (Fiction. 9-14)