A middle-aged drag queen spins a phantasmagorical yarn about an ill-fated theatrical production and her uncanny protégé in this debut novel.
Luci LaBang is hoping for a comeback. Estranged from the band mates who accompanied her original rise to fame and done with reality TV competitions, the nonbinary performer is coaxed out of retirement by the prospect of performing The Phantom of the Pantomime. The show takes the traditional, Orientalist panto play Aladdin and makes it a gothic play within a play, with the titular phantom picking off actors one by one. The inaugural production is a smash hit, but what is meant to be a victory lap remount becomes plagued by eerie mishaps. After the original Principal Boy is hospitalized, the radiant and completely unknown Luda becomes the Aladdin to Luci’s Widow Twankey. Drugs, sex, dubious magic, and mysteries of gender and identity ensue. Morrison has created a captivating and unforgettable narrator in Luci, and every page is thick with bons mots and appealingly lurid descriptions of Glasgow and its denizens. Whether there is too much of a good thing in the novel’s 448 pages depends on the reader’s stamina. Also challenging is Luci’s fat phobia: While perhaps unsurprising, given Luci's preoccupation with her age and appearance, the repeated digs at director Dominick Float’s weight become both tiresome and cruel.
A sparkling, self-indulgent novel that revels in the transformative and grotesque.