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THE PENGUINS OF DOOM

FROM THE DESK OF SEPTINA NASH

Fishbone presents this middle-grade reader in the form of letters from purple-haired Septina Nash—the magical seventh child of a seventh child of a seventh child—to her teachers, her school counselor and the police lieutenant who is leading the investigation into the disappearance of Sexta, Septina’s sister. Through these letters, readers learn that Sexta, jealous of her sister’s status as seventh child, has answered an ad to become the Ice Queen’s replacement and has moved to the Triangle of Frozen Doom. Among the cast of characters: Septina’s mom, a famous skateboarder who makes a living selling lottery tickets, Dr. Fignizzi, Septina’s mortal enemy who winds up having nothing to do with Sexta’s disappearance and Miss Snoqualmie, Septina’s math teacher whom Septina sets up on dates with men who work in the sanitation department with her father. Though this is thoroughly silly and campy, it is ultimately unsuccessful. The characters, Septina in particular, are not likable, the plot twists are bizarre instead of interesting and the attempts at cleverness and humor, though occasionally right on, are for the most part overdone and forced. (Fiction. 8-11)

Pub Date: July 7, 2007

ISBN: 978-1-933831-03-9

Page Count: 192

Publisher: N/A

Review Posted Online: May 19, 2010

Kirkus Reviews Issue: July 1, 2007

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THE FIRST CAT IN SPACE AND THE WRATH OF THE PAPERCLIP

From the First Cat in Space series , Vol. 3

File under “laugh riot.”

A rogue spell-check program’s bid to transform all life-forms into that eminently useful office item, the paper clip, touches off a fresh round of lunar lunacy.

Predicated on the entirely reasonable premise that eliminating all spelling and grammar errors everywhere would logically lead to the necessity of exterminating carbon-based life in the universe, this third series entry combines high stakes with daffy banter and daring exploits. CheckMate—a chipper, jumped-up editing program—has invented the Transmogratron, a giant laser that will fulfill its ultimate goals in both the cyber world and “meatspace.” Facing challenges as random as prankster lunar unicorns and a disarmingly motherly Motherboard, scowling First Cat joins a motley crew of diversely carbon- and silicon-based allies, led by the pearlescent Queen of the Moon. They’re in a race to the finish—diverted occasionally by, for instance, a relentlessly punny comic-book interlude featuring a pair of literal and figurative Pool Sharks. They ultimately triumph thanks to teamwork and moxie. Following a celebratory party and toasts to “new friends…and steadfast comrades” (and, of course, “MEOW”), the story’s energetic, brightly colored panels close with a reveal of the next volume. (“I always hate it when comics end by announcing a sequel. SO CRINGE!” declares an authorial stand-in.) It can’t come too soon.

File under “laugh riot.” (Graphic science fiction. 8-11)

Pub Date: Nov. 5, 2024

ISBN: 9780063315280

Page Count: 272

Publisher: HarperAlley

Review Posted Online: Sept. 14, 2024

Kirkus Reviews Issue: Oct. 15, 2024

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TALES OF A FIFTH-GRADE KNIGHT

A fizzy mix of low humor and brisk action, with promise of more of both to come.

Heroic deeds await Isaac after his little sister runs into the school basement and is captured by elves.

Even though their school is a spooky old castle transplanted stone by stone from Germany, Isaac and his two friends, Max and Emma, little suspect that an entire magical kingdom lies beneath—a kingdom run by elves, policed by oversized rats in uniform, and populated by captives who start out human but undergo transformative “weirding.” These revelations await Isaac and sidekicks as they nerve themselves to trail his bossy younger sib, Lily, through a shadowy storeroom and into a tunnel, across a wide lake, and into a city lit by half-human fireflies, where they are cast together into a dungeon. Can they escape before they themselves start changing? Gibson pits his doughty rescuers against such adversaries as an elven monarch who emits truly kingly belches and a once-human jailer with a self-picking nose. Tests of mettle range from a riddle contest to a face-off with the menacing head rat Shelfliver, and a helter-skelter chase finally leads rescuers and rescued back to the aboveground. Plainly, though, there is further rescuing to be done.

A fizzy mix of low humor and brisk action, with promise of more of both to come. (Fantasy. 9-11)

Pub Date: Aug. 1, 2015

ISBN: 978-1-62370-255-7

Page Count: 160

Publisher: Capstone Young Readers

Review Posted Online: June 28, 2015

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