JUST A ZILLION THINGS BEFORE YOU GO

O’Neill offers a lighthearted ode to parental love and the emotional toll of kids leaving the nest in this picture book for adults.

Succinctly written in verse and thoroughly fun, the book provides wit and wisdom for guardians facing the maturation of a child. As if spoken to an adolescent reader, the book opens with a parent’s persistent denials that their baby could possibly be grown: “You may not have noticed, but you’re still just a child / And a young cub like you won’t be safe in the wild.” As pages pass, the narrator accepts that their loved one is ready for the world, but not before imparting a hearty and humorous dose of safety advice. Praising the merits of helmets and sunscreen, the wise guardian preaches protection for their offspring. But these words of caution culminate in an unexpected assertion: “The worst thing of all that could happen to you? The risk of all risks? Taking too few.” Advocating for a balance between care and courage, the narrator cheers their child into a future in which dreams can come true (especially if they remember to brush their teeth). Exuding the charm of a children’s picture book, the work immerses the audience in its central theme: In the eyes of our parents, we are forever young. Humorous and heartwarming, the easy-to-read stanzas wind playfully through complex emotions, conveying love, worry, and genuine joy as parents realize that their kids are strong enough for life’s challenges. Filled with Chisholm’s bright and beautiful full-color illustrations (the anthropomorphic bears in the drawings bring to mind the ursine Berenstain family), the work will evoke feelings of nostalgia from Generation X and Millennial readers. But there is more to the artwork than first meets the eye; hidden among the colorful images are notes and jokes for readers to find, requiring more than one reading to catch them all.

A wise and wonderful book for the kid within us all.