THE BIGFOOT FIELD GUIDE TO CAMPERS

Bigfoot turns out to possess a big heart—and a low tolerance for cognitive dissonance.

Who are these “mysterious creatures,” “so dangerous, and so treacherous,” who compel a sasquatch to fear them above everything? Why, us humans, of course—because we take over lands that don’t belong to us, urinate in the sasquatches’ gardens, and contaminate water simply by swimming in it. But in this handy guide addressed to fellow cryptids, Bigfoot explains how to identify the small threats by sight (“hairless limbs and faces”), by smell (especially farts), and by their “ear-piercing” sound. Though Bigfoot warns that humans are to be avoided at all costs, this directive isn’t so easy to follow. Playing dead is impossible when an intrepid, light-skinned young camper starts tickling the protagonist’s feet, and the child’s granola bars prove irresistible to Bigfoot. When the youngster, unable to remember the way back to the other campers, hides a teary face in the beast’s warm fur, it becomes clear that little humans aren’t exactly as myth has portrayed them. The book’s cautious advice diverges radically and amusingly from what we see in the illustrations and from what Bigfoot experiences. Childlike artwork in subdued colors with crayonlike strokes suggests authentic authorship by the big furry narrator, who never looks menacing and becomes more cuddly as the story progresses.

A humorously deadpan lesson in perspective.