THE ELEPHANT WHO LIKED TO SMASH SMALL CARS

<p>The elephant who likes to smash small cars smashes every small car that comes along, all the while singing "The Smashing Song" (music included): "Smashing cars! Smashing cars! How I love to smash small cars!" When a small car dealer opens on the street, the elephant smashes every one, so the dealer switches to large cars and (also singing a little song) smashes the elephant until the latter promises to lay off. Would you believe—a book?</p>