FOOL ME TWICE

Peerless high-end thief Riley Wolfe agrees to steal a priceless artifact that literally can’t be stolen. And that’s only the beginning of his problems.

Fearsome arms dealer Patrick Boniface can get anything he wants, and what he wants now that he’s abducted Riley is Raphael’s The Liberation of St. Peter, a fresco painted directly onto a wall in the Vatican. Of course, you can’t take the fresco without taking at least part of the wall, and as Riley notes, “I’m not Superman. I’m not even Deadpool.” But Boniface is unusually persuasive, and his torture-happy sidekick Bernadette even more so. No sooner has Riley agreed to try than he’s kidnapped from his kidnapper by Bailey Stone, a Perth-based rival of Boniface who demands that Riley pledge his allegiance to him instead. Uncertain who’ll be his patron when the dust clears, Riley goes to work, assisted by his friend Monique, a peerless forger, and Betty Dougherty (not her real name), an information professional with a serious grudge against Stone. Not to be outdone, Frank Delgado, the FBI special agent who gave Riley such a hard time in his debut, Just Watch Me (2019), deals in his Task Force for International Arms Regulation and Enforcement, and everyone hunkers down to spy on everyone else as they wait for Riley to pull off the impossible theft and then wriggle out of the consequences.

A violent, featherweight caper for fans who wish movie theaters would open to show more Mission: Impossible sequels.