COP CORNER

A group of cranky retirees rallies against political correctness in Zerr’s novel.

Gregory George “Notso” Normal, an 80-year-old man, meets his aging confreres every week at the American Legion to drink beer and exchange cantankerous complaints. Gregory’s friends are no longer keeping their critical views to themselves—Hiram, Norb, Del, Oscar, and Ollie propose the establishment of a fraternal group designed to proclaim their judgments to the world, specifically taking aim at what they see as the ubiquitous regimen of political correctness that renders common sense an “absent virtue.” They call themselves the Curmudgeonly Old Poops and appoint Gregory the historian and “Dispatch drafter,” the one to pen their weekly grievances and post them online. Their creed is simple: The “world is going to hell in a handbasket and is hell-bent-for-election to get there,” and “There IS something we can do about it.” COP rustles some feathers—Gregory and his wife, Jolene, receive threats—but the membership expands, as does a mandatory group reading list. The narrative angles for a somewhat banal lesson in civic moderation, as concisely if unspectacularly summarized by Gregory: “We need to remember what we’re trying to do with our Dispatches, which is to bridge the chasm dividing Americans into hard-over, uncompromising camps. We are trying to change people’s behavior, and we will have to deal with tough subjects to have a chance to accomplish our goal.” The novel has a lightly humorous tone—there is something irrepressibly endearing about the combination of splenetic grumpiness and old-fashioned prudence that characterizes the protagonists. However, the entire work has a gratingly didactic quality—this is less a dramatic novel than a platform for cultural commentary. The author’s condescension is only exacerbated by the banality of the novel’s insights (“Before you tell others how to act, examine your own behavior”). Zerr’s work is cute and tender, but that does not compensate for the book’s hectoring tone.

A tediously proselytizing novel, more a political editorial than a dramatic work of literature.