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THINGS GET UGLY by Joe R. Lansdale

THINGS GET UGLY

The Best Crime Stories of Joe R. Lansdale

by Joe R. Lansdale

Pub Date: Aug. 15th, 2023
ISBN: 9781616963965
Publisher: Tachyon

Nineteen stories, first published between 1983 and 2016, from the prolific creator of Hap and Leonard.

“Of all my writing, the short story is my favorite form of expression,” says Lansdale, and his joy shows in the exuberant invention of these noirish tales. A few of them, like “The Steel Valentine” and “Six-Finger Jack,” are unpredictable but routine, and a few others, like the spooky “The Shadows, Kith and Kin” and the supernatural 1958 private eye story “Dead Sister,” play more to Lansdale’s wide-ranging interests than to his storytelling strengths. But even entries that don’t entirely come off, from “Mr. Bear” (a man develops a surprising friendship with the psycho bear who sits next to him on a plane) to “Boys Will Be Boys” (a pair of kids who “feed off each other” descend into a pit of sex, drugs, and depravity), are fueled by some wildly deranged premises, and the best of them, like the supershort “The Job” (an Elvis impersonator is hired as a hit man) and “The Ears” (a third date is spun into a nightmare by a casual discovery), strike a note of giddy brutality other authors would find hard to match. If there’s a general weakness here apart from some sex scenes even kinky readers may find disturbing, it’s Lansdale’s fondness for killing off virtually the entire cast of so many entries. Even so, the hits keep on coming. Though the final twist in “Santa at the Café” is the most predictable of all, the climactic twist in “Incident On and Off a Mountain Road,” probably the single strongest story here, will stay with you for a long time.

Though Lansdale scoffs at trigger warnings, these tales are rated NC-17 for offensive language and serious sexual violence.