by John E. Gardner ‧ RELEASE DATE: April 20, 1981
The prince of British secret agents, gadgetry, and exalted consumerism, 007, James Bond himself, returns after a 16-year absence. And Gardner (who savagely parodied Bond in the Boysie Oakes books) is quite equal to the glossy sex, snobbery, and death-proof derring-do that are Bond's spine. Now Bond is revamped into today's health-conscious hero: his alcohol intake is "drastically" cut back (Perrier aplenty), his cigarettes are a special low-tar blend, and he's got a gas-saving but incredibly souped-up Saab 900 Turbo to replace his beloved old Mark II Continental Bentley. Miss Moneypenny still worries about James, of course, and Chief of Staff "M" has just secretly restored 007's license to kill. His mission: to penetrate the Scottish castle of Anton Murik, Laird of Murcaldy, an industrialist and disgraced nuclear physicist easily capable of making his own reactor, a megalo-paranoid in the Fleming tradition. Is Murik (codename Warlock) about to threaten the West for billions of bucks? Bond goes incognito to the Ascot races, steals some superb pearls from Murik's beauteous ward Lavender Peacock, and returns them to Murik, who invites him to stay a few days at Murik Castle. James finds the castle full of great art and willing bedmates—and he's hired by Murik to kill terrorist leader Franco, who is in international nuclear cahoots with Murik. But things go awry as Bond fails to warn M, races about France, and watches Lavender model in a fashion show during which Franco accidentally shoots Murik's mistress Mary Jane with an untraceable poison pill. The terrorist takeover of nuclear reactors, worldwide, goes into action; an ultimatum is issued to world governments; and the first climax takes place in a colossal cargo plane over the Atlantic, followed by an anticlimax at the castle. When last seen Murik is charred by a rocket bullet shot by James, who then takes Lavender—now the vastly wealthy inheritor Lady Murik—on a consumer splurge through the South of France. More tongue-in-cheek than Fleming, but mindless fun as usual: savory fluff for the curious and the old fans too.
Pub Date: April 20, 1981
ISBN: 1605981931
Page Count: 285
Publisher: Putnam
Review Posted Online: March 29, 2012
Kirkus Reviews Issue: April 1, 1981
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by Max Brooks ‧ RELEASE DATE: June 16, 2020
A tasty, if not always tasteful, tale of supernatural mayhem that fans of King and Crichton alike will enjoy.
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Are we not men? We are—well, ask Bigfoot, as Brooks does in this delightful yarn, following on his bestseller World War Z(2006).
A zombie apocalypse is one thing. A volcanic eruption is quite another, for, as the journalist who does a framing voice-over narration for Brooks’ latest puts it, when Mount Rainier popped its cork, “it was the psychological aspect, the hyperbole-fueled hysteria that had ended up killing the most people.” Maybe, but the sasquatches whom the volcano displaced contributed to the statistics, too, if only out of self-defense. Brooks places the epicenter of the Bigfoot war in a high-tech hideaway populated by the kind of people you might find in a Jurassic Park franchise: the schmo who doesn’t know how to do much of anything but tries anyway, the well-intentioned bleeding heart, the know-it-all intellectual who turns out to know the wrong things, the immigrant with a tough backstory and an instinct for survival. Indeed, the novel does double duty as a survival manual, packed full of good advice—for instance, try not to get wounded, for “injury turns you from a giver to a taker. Taking up our resources, our time to care for you.” Brooks presents a case for making room for Bigfoot in the world while peppering his narrative with timely social criticism about bad behavior on the human side of the conflict: The explosion of Rainier might have been better forecast had the president not slashed the budget of the U.S. Geological Survey, leading to “immediate suspension of the National Volcano Early Warning System,” and there’s always someone around looking to monetize the natural disaster and the sasquatch-y onslaught that follows. Brooks is a pro at building suspense even if it plays out in some rather spectacularly yucky episodes, one involving a short spear that takes its name from “the sucking sound of pulling it out of the dead man’s heart and lungs.” Grossness aside, it puts you right there on the scene.
A tasty, if not always tasteful, tale of supernatural mayhem that fans of King and Crichton alike will enjoy.Pub Date: June 16, 2020
ISBN: 978-1-9848-2678-7
Page Count: 304
Publisher: Del Rey/Ballantine
Review Posted Online: Feb. 9, 2020
Kirkus Reviews Issue: March 1, 2020
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by Kathy Reichs ‧ RELEASE DATE: March 17, 2020
Forget about solving all these crimes; the signal triumph here is (spoiler) the heroine’s survival.
Another sweltering month in Charlotte, another boatload of mysteries past and present for overworked, overstressed forensic anthropologist Temperance Brennan.
A week after the night she chases but fails to catch a mysterious trespasser outside her town house, some unknown party texts Tempe four images of a corpse that looks as if it’s been chewed by wild hogs, because it has been. Showboat Medical Examiner Margot Heavner makes it clear that, breaking with her department’s earlier practice (The Bone Collection, 2016, etc.), she has no intention of calling in Tempe as a consultant and promptly identifies the faceless body herself as that of a young Asian man. Nettled by several errors in Heavner’s analysis, and even more by her willingness to share the gory details at a press conference, Tempe launches her own investigation, which is not so much off the books as against the books. Heavner isn’t exactly mollified when Tempe, aided by retired police detective Skinny Slidell and a host of experts, puts a name to the dead man. But the hints of other crimes Tempe’s identification uncovers, particularly crimes against children, spur her on to redouble her efforts despite the new M.E.’s splenetic outbursts. Before he died, it seems, Felix Vodyanov was linked to a passenger ferry that sank in 1994, an even earlier U.S. government project to research biological agents that could control human behavior, the hinky spiritual retreat Sparkling Waters, the dark web site DeepUnder, and the disappearances of at least four schoolchildren, two of whom have also turned up dead. And why on earth was Vodyanov carrying Tempe’s own contact information? The mounting evidence of ever more and ever worse skulduggery will pull Tempe deeper and deeper down what even she sees as a rabbit hole before she confronts a ringleader implicated in “Drugs. Fraud. Breaking and entering. Arson. Kidnapping. How does attempted murder sound?”
Forget about solving all these crimes; the signal triumph here is (spoiler) the heroine’s survival.Pub Date: March 17, 2020
ISBN: 978-1-9821-3888-2
Page Count: 352
Publisher: Scribner
Review Posted Online: Dec. 22, 2019
Kirkus Reviews Issue: Jan. 15, 2020
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