THE LITTLEST CANDLE

Which candle will have the place of honor on the menorah?

Nine anthropomorphic candles are at first overjoyed to welcome Hanukkah but then face a crisis. Who is to be the shamash, or helper candle, who glows the highest? As Waxy the wise candle tells the story of the holiday, the others, all primped and groomed, noisily push themselves forward. All except Little Flicker, that is, who has a big heart and a solid work ethic. Even Sparky and Sparkle, the Shabbat candles, put forth their fitness for the position. (One sports a pink bow in its wick and the other a blue bow tie.) Then Ms. Wicks, the Havdalah candle lit at the conclusion of Shabbat, presents her qualifications. Little Flicker softly reminds them that the number of candles lit increases nightly so “the light in the world should only grow brighter.” All the others now know that pious, modest Flicker should be selected. The Hanukkah candles are depicted in the cartoon illustrations in different colors and with variably expressive faces. What is certain to confuse observant readers is that a box of Hanukkah candles actually contains 44, because after they are lit the candles burn down completely each night. Problematically for readers who are shomer Shabbat, the text states that Shabbat candles are lit “exactly at sunset” when in fact care should be taken that they be lit several minutes earlier. The tale ends with a family scene of gluttony-filled latke and jelly-doughnut consumption.

Alas, there is no holiday illumination here.