An erstwhile accomplice of the Armenian mob gets drawn into a kidnapping plot in Cambodia. Hijinks and double-crosses ensue.
From a distance, Charles Samuel “Shake” Bouchon seems to live a pretty boring life in Bloomington, Indiana. He’s a driving instructor, mostly for older international students, and he’s settled into domestic bliss in a quiet, dog friendly neighborhood. He’s lived this “legitimate” life for a little over a year, but he’s determined to keep it up, until circumstances beyond his control—most directly represented by a huge, purple-track-suit-wearing, skull-tattoo-sporting Armenian—pull him back into the criminal underworld. Dikran Ghazarian wants Shake to help him find his pakhan, Lexy Ilandryan, the L.A. boss of the Armenian mob. She seems to have disappeared while on vacation in Cambodia, so, soon, the mismatched Dikran and Shake trek halfway across the globe, where they discover that Lexy has been kidnapped by a pair of criminals-for-hire who have no idea who she is. With the help of a Cambodian hippie who reads auras and may experience prophetic dreams; a local honcho—and onetime CIA contact—named Ouch; and, eventually, Shake’s wife, Gina, also reformed from the wrong side of the law, Dikran and Shake go head-to-head with a fashionista kingpin named Bjorn and then Lexy’s second-in-command, who has “more teeth than seemed possible for a single human mouth” and may or may not be on their side. There is no shortage of action, clever jibes, rough-and-tumble fights, casual murders, or double-crosses in the novel; it moves smoothly and quickly, with Shake as the thoughtful, sympathetic, knowledgeable linchpin who keeps everything grounded just enough in logic and reality. The prose lacks some of Berney’s usual flair, but his characters, always on the edges of polite society, continue to plumb its gray areas and find the compromises with which they can—and sometimes must—live.
Deft, well-crafted fun: irreverent, darkly humorous, and multilayered.