CODENAME CHARMING

A stoic royal bodyguard and his charge’s personal assistant fake a relationship to distract hungry tabloids.

The sunny Petunia De Vere works as the personal assistant to Johnny Marchmont, new husband of the atypical Princess Rose. With her cheerful disposition, Petunia is often at odds with Marchmont's gruff and grumpy bodyguard, Matthias Vaughn, who finds himself constantly stepping in when Marchmont’s clumsiness hurls Petunia into embarrassing situations. This happens so often that tabloids have begun to take notice, suspecting that the princess’s husband already has a wandering eye. As a method of combatting the vicious paparazzi, Rose suggests that Petunia and Matthias fake a whirlwind romance. Their royalty-adjacent positions should be enough to get reporters talking and out of newlywed Rose and Johnny’s hair. Beneath both Petunia’s effervescent facade and Matthias’ stone-faced exterior lie similar pain and trauma. They bond and open up about their darkest moments slowly and tenderly, which should have been enough to keep this slow burn sizzling. Obstacles keep appearing, though, which results in a disjointed back-and-forth that will elicit mostly frustration instead of longing on the part of the reader. Parker’s books tend to have an engaging secondary cast, and she eventually grants them their own happily-ever-afters. Petunia and Matthias feature prominently in the series’ first book, Battle Royal (2021), and reading that will give you a good foundation to the characters’ beginnings. While their romance balances some darker history with their comedic mismatch in both stature and personality, it lacks the usual spark of wit found in Parker's previous pairings. With each new twist, Petunia and Matthias’ courtship became staler; the romance would have been better served by giving the pair time to breathe and blossom rather than rushing them toward the next hurdle to be overcome.

An unusual misstep that lacks the full-wattage charm of Parker’s earlier romances.