A distasteful mix of flat one-liners, sexual innuendo, base materialism and sentimentality.
A financially strapped Upper East Side lady-who-lunches launches an escort service employing only women over 40 in this unfunny novel from Schnurnberger (co-author: The Men I Didn’t Marry, 2007, etc.).
The name-dropping, of both brands (Ambien) and celebrities (Mayor Bloomberg, Jay-Z), begins on the first page as wealthy matron Tru Newman throws a disastrous benefit soiree at the Museum of Natural History. Shortly after the tainted appetizers send guests running to the exits, Tru learns that her husband Peter has been laid off from his job as an investment banker. How will they afford their penthouse apartment and the tuition for the private school their twin 14-year-old daughters attend? Not to mention the Botox injections (by the author’s actual dermatologist). When Tru’s best friend Sienna, also out of work as a newscaster, refuses the check Peter’s young lawyer Bill offers her as a gift after a romantic tryst, Tru has an epiphany: There’s an open niche in the escort industry—successful young men like Bill who are drawn to sophisticated older women. Tru, Bill and Sienna open the Veronica Agency, named after a 16th-century courtesan, but Tru neglects to tell Peter, who begins working for their sexy new neighbor Tiffany, a business owner. The success of the Veronica Agency does not mitigate Tru’s growing suspicion that Tiffany has romantic designs on Peter. Soon Tru’s 72-year-old mother Naomi, a former Miss Subway, suffers a minor heart attack and the twins join forces against a two-timing eighth-grade Romeo. After a marital spat, Peter leaves on a ten-day business trip with Tiffany to Hawaii. But not to worry—by the night of Naomi’s Miss Subways’ reunion, where Cher plays an inexplicable cameo, Peter and Tru have rediscovered marital bliss, Sienna and Bill have found new love, and so has Naomi with her first suitor. As for the Veronica Agency, Tru realizes she wouldn’t want her daughters working there.
A distasteful mix of flat one-liners, sexual innuendo, base materialism and sentimentality.Pub Date: Jan. 11, 2011
ISBN: 978-0-345-49119-0
Page Count: 288
Publisher: Ballantine
Review Posted Online: Sept. 30, 2010
Kirkus Reviews Issue: Oct. 15, 2010
BOOK REVIEW
Dark and unsettling, this novel’s end arrives abruptly even as readers are still moving at a breakneck speed.
Ten years after her teenage daughter went missing, a mother begins a new relationship only to discover she can't truly move on until she answers lingering questions about the past.
Laurel Mack’s life stopped in many ways the day her 15-year-old daughter, Ellie, left the house to study at the library and never returned. She drifted away from her other two children, Hanna and Jake, and eventually she and her husband, Paul, divorced. Ten years later, Ellie’s remains and her backpack are found, though the police are unable to determine the reasons for her disappearance and death. After Ellie’s funeral, Laurel begins a relationship with Floyd, a man she meets in a cafe. She's disarmed by Floyd’s charm, but when she meets his young daughter, Poppy, Laurel is startled by her resemblance to Ellie. As the novel progresses, Laurel becomes increasingly determined to learn what happened to Ellie, especially after discovering an odd connection between Poppy’s mother and her daughter even as her relationship with Floyd is becoming more serious. Jewell’s (I Found You, 2017, etc.) latest thriller moves at a brisk pace even as she plays with narrative structure: The book is split into three sections, including a first one which alternates chapters between the time of Ellie’s disappearance and the present and a second section that begins as Laurel and Floyd meet. Both of these sections primarily focus on Laurel. In the third section, Jewell alternates narrators and moments in time: The narrator switches to alternating first-person points of view (told by Poppy’s mother and Floyd) interspersed with third-person narration of Ellie’s experiences and Laurel’s discoveries in the present. All of these devices serve to build palpable tension, but the structure also contributes to how deeply disturbing the story becomes. At times, the characters and the emotional core of the events are almost obscured by such quick maneuvering through the weighty plot.
Dark and unsettling, this novel’s end arrives abruptly even as readers are still moving at a breakneck speed.Pub Date: April 24, 2018
ISBN: 978-1-5011-5464-5
Page Count: 368
Publisher: Atria
Review Posted Online: Feb. 5, 2018
Kirkus Reviews Issue: Feb. 15, 2018
Dated sermonizing on career versus motherhood, and conflict driven by characters’ willed helplessness, sap this tale of...
Lifelong, conflicted friendship of two women is the premise of Hannah’s maudlin latest (Magic Hour, 2006, etc.), again set in Washington State.
Tallulah “Tully” Hart, father unknown, is the daughter of a hippie, Cloud, who makes only intermittent appearances in her life. Tully takes refuge with the family of her “best friend forever,” Kate Mularkey, who compares herself unfavorably with Tully, in regards to looks and charisma. In college, “TullyandKate” pledge the same sorority and major in communications. Tully has a life goal for them both: They will become network TV anchorwomen. Tully lands an internship at KCPO-TV in Seattle and finagles a producing job for Kate. Kate no longer wishes to follow Tully into broadcasting and is more drawn to fiction writing, but she hesitates to tell her overbearing friend. Meanwhile a love triangle blooms at KCPO: Hard-bitten, irresistibly handsome, former war correspondent Johnny is clearly smitten with Tully. Expecting rejection, Kate keeps her infatuation with Johnny secret. When Tully lands a reporting job with a Today-like show, her career shifts into hyperdrive. Johnny and Kate had started an affair once Tully moved to Manhattan, and when Kate gets pregnant with daughter Marah, they marry. Kate is content as a stay-at-home mom, but frets about being Johnny’s second choice and about her unrealized writing ambitions. Tully becomes Seattle’s answer to Oprah. She hires Johnny, which spells riches for him and Kate. But Kate’s buttons are fully depressed by pitched battles over slutwear and curfews with teenaged Marah, who idolizes her godmother Tully. In an improbable twist, Tully invites Kate and Marah to resolve their differences on her show, only to blindside Kate by accusing her, on live TV, of overprotecting Marah. The BFFs are sundered. Tully’s latest attempt to salvage Cloud fails: The incorrigible, now geriatric hippie absconds once more. Just as Kate develops a spine, she’s given some devastating news. Will the friends reconcile before it’s too late?
Dated sermonizing on career versus motherhood, and conflict driven by characters’ willed helplessness, sap this tale of poignancy.Pub Date: Feb. 1, 2008
ISBN: 978-0-312-36408-3
Page Count: 496
Publisher: St. Martin's
Review Posted Online: May 19, 2010
Kirkus Reviews Issue: Nov. 1, 2007
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