MINUS ME

One-half of the happiest couple on earth—or at least in the fictional Passamaquoddy, Maine—conceals her terminal diagnosis from her husband.

Despite a tortuous history of pregnancy loss, Annie and Sam have been a perfect match since high school. Well-liked in their Maine hometown, they came back after college to run a sandwich shop with a sub so popular it's a tourist attraction—the totally unhealthy and impossibly delicious "Paul Bunyan," consisting of salami, American cheese, tomatoes, onions, green peppercorns, pickles, and a mysterious sauce holding it all together. Considering the success of the couple's relationship, it's odd that they've never really learned to have a conversation—but that's what sets this kooky rom-com in motion, with additional bold plot contrivances (obscure medical conditions, family secrets, sudden personality changes, magical wealth and influence) also playing their parts. When the local doctor takes a look at Annie's lungs and tells her with tears in his eyes to get her affairs in order, she knows she must break the news to her darling Sam. But when Sam cuts her off and changes the subject, she decides not to tell him at all. Instead, she'll write him a manual on how to manage his life after she's gone. Each chapter of Medwed's first novel in 12 years starts with a quote from the manual—"Women like flowers," "Don't let your underwear become tattered," "Change the answering machine to your own voice"—and longer excerpts are also included, featuring quite a bit of urging that, as a widower, Sam seek comfort from Annie's lifelong best friend, Rachel. Though the doctor continues to insist she tell both Sam and her mother (a famous actress who's been worthless as a parent and is now, after many husbands, this doctor's girlfriend) and also to please, please consult a specialist for a second opinion, Annie sees no rush. If you're gonna die, you're gonna die.

Despite the utter unbelievability of every other plot element, you still end up craving one of those sandwiches.