A delightfully tongue-in-cheek, if sometimes confusing, time-hopping satire.
A Montana couple use time travel and new alien enhancements to save Earth from inevitable destruction in this SF novel.
The voice in surgeon Dr. Stefan Westin’s head turns out to be real. Rodney, hailing from another galaxy, gives Stefan the chance to ensure that the world doesn’t become extinct in a mere 200 years. Stefan, joined by his girlfriend, Tara Kramer, chooses people—living and dead—for the aliens to deport to a depository planet. Bumping a couple of American presidents from the timeline, for example, boosts the environment and prevents a number of Covid-19 deaths. But for each deportation, the couple must sacrifice a body part, which Rodney can replace with an often superior, refurbished one. This comes in handy when the aliens send Stefan and Tara on a time-travel mission. Apparently, Ralph, one of the aliens, has gone rogue. Hiding in various human bodies throughout history, he has been committing “evil in the name of Christianity.” The couple travel through time to find whatever body Ralph may be using and stop him with a “trap-capsule.” Essen’s political commentary forgoes subtlety. Stefan and Tara go after Republicans and conservative media outlets like Fox News, while Ralph’s atrocities revolve around hateful so-called Christians or groups. But the author offsets the biting satire with welcome humor that features not-always-reliable Rodney, who tends to put the couple “on hold” while he confers with higher-ups or checks out something. These comedic moments prove much stronger than the SF elements. While Essen wisely keeps Rodney’s planet and species a relative mystery, the time-travel logic unravels as the story progresses. For example, erasing people from history readjusts the timeline, but that doesn’t explain a significant turn in the final act—despite Stefan trying to spin theories. Nevertheless, the tale’s wrap-up is effective and leaves room for a sequel.
A delightfully tongue-in-cheek, if sometimes confusing, time-hopping satire.Pub Date: Sept. 12, 2022
ISBN: 978-1-73443-037-0
Page Count: 244
Publisher: Encante Press LLC
Review Posted Online: Sept. 15, 2022
Review Program: Kirkus Indie
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A tasty, if not always tasteful, tale of supernatural mayhem that fans of King and Crichton alike will enjoy.
Are we not men? We are—well, ask Bigfoot, as Brooks does in this delightful yarn, following on his bestseller World War Z(2006).
A zombie apocalypse is one thing. A volcanic eruption is quite another, for, as the journalist who does a framing voice-over narration for Brooks’ latest puts it, when Mount Rainier popped its cork, “it was the psychological aspect, the hyperbole-fueled hysteria that had ended up killing the most people.” Maybe, but the sasquatches whom the volcano displaced contributed to the statistics, too, if only out of self-defense. Brooks places the epicenter of the Bigfoot war in a high-tech hideaway populated by the kind of people you might find in a Jurassic Park franchise: the schmo who doesn’t know how to do much of anything but tries anyway, the well-intentioned bleeding heart, the know-it-all intellectual who turns out to know the wrong things, the immigrant with a tough backstory and an instinct for survival. Indeed, the novel does double duty as a survival manual, packed full of good advice—for instance, try not to get wounded, for “injury turns you from a giver to a taker. Taking up our resources, our time to care for you.” Brooks presents a case for making room for Bigfoot in the world while peppering his narrative with timely social criticism about bad behavior on the human side of the conflict: The explosion of Rainier might have been better forecast had the president not slashed the budget of the U.S. Geological Survey, leading to “immediate suspension of the National Volcano Early Warning System,” and there’s always someone around looking to monetize the natural disaster and the sasquatch-y onslaught that follows. Brooks is a pro at building suspense even if it plays out in some rather spectacularly yucky episodes, one involving a short spear that takes its name from “the sucking sound of pulling it out of the dead man’s heart and lungs.” Grossness aside, it puts you right there on the scene.
A tasty, if not always tasteful, tale of supernatural mayhem that fans of King and Crichton alike will enjoy.Pub Date: June 16, 2020
ISBN: 978-1-9848-2678-7
Page Count: 304
Publisher: Del Rey/Ballantine
Review Posted Online: Feb. 9, 2020
Kirkus Reviews Issue: March 1, 2020
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BOOK TO SCREEN
A ridiculous concept imbued with gravity, charm, humor, plausible cynicism, and pathos—and perhaps the merest touch of spite.
A Wallace & Gromit dream is more of a nightmare in this darkly farcical science fantasy in which the moon inexplicably becomes…well, not green, but decidedly dairy.
When the moon and every lunar sample on Earth transform into a cheese-like substance, it seems amusing at first, but the appearance of this newly organic, extremely unstable satellite has far-reaching, apocalyptic consequences. A variety of U.S. citizens—disappointed astronauts from newly cancelled lunar missions, scientists whose understanding of the universe has been entirely upended, writers frantically adapting their pitches, retirees at a rural diner finding solace in their friendship, a small church community looking for divine answers, bickering cheese-shop owners whose product gets both welcome and unwelcome attention, the ultra-wealthy owner of an aerospace company with a spectacularly self-involved agenda, bank executives seeking a financial angle, and government officials desperately scheduling press conferences—respond in ways grand and petty, generous and self-serving. Those responses can only escalate when a cheesy lunar fragment threatens to destroy all life on our planet. Scalzi’s premise is absurd, but it’s merely the pretext to take a multifaceted, satiric look at how Americans deal with large-scale crisis, something we’re abundantly and recently familiar with, and will no doubt experience again in the not-so-distant future. He writes of denial, conspiracy theories, anger directed at the wrong people, unscrupulous political machinations, and multiple attempts at profiting from the end of the world, for as long as it lasts. There are moments of unexpected kindness and generosity, too. Of course, Scalzi takes aim at his favorite corporate, social, and government targets, as well as at the cheap sentiment that crisis always seems to inspire (as exemplified by a catastrophic Saturday Night Live episode).
A ridiculous concept imbued with gravity, charm, humor, plausible cynicism, and pathos—and perhaps the merest touch of spite.Pub Date: March 25, 2025
ISBN: 9780765389091
Page Count: 336
Publisher: Tor
Review Posted Online: Nov. 23, 2024
Kirkus Reviews Issue: Jan. 1, 2025
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