CHARM CITY ROCKS

An average Joe gets a chance to date the rock star he used to crush on as a teenager, and it’s nothing like he would have expected.

Billy Perkins is the most likable guy. Everybody thinks so, including Billy’s 18-year-old son, Caleb; Caleb’s mom, Robyn; and even Robyn’s husband, Aaron. Billy is a piano teacher who lives above a record store in Baltimore, and on nights when Caleb stays with him, Billy tries to impart wisdom on the topics of “Art and Manhood.” One such night, when they’re watching a documentary about the all-female rock band Billy loved as a teenager, Billy confesses how he used to pine over the drummer, Margot Hammer. That’s when Caleb concocts a plan. If he could somehow get Margot to meet his dad, she would love him, just like everybody else does. Too bad Margot has turned into a recluse in the years since the band broke up. Luckily, Caleb is a pretty smart kid, and he lures Margot out of hiding through a cockamamie scheme that he conceives while accidentally high on gummy bears laced with weed. Once Margot gets over being duped, she does actually fall for Billy’s charm. They start spending time together, and it’s only a hot second before pictures of them begin circulating on the internet. Suddenly, everyone remembers how much they once adored Margot, from fans to former band mates to her movie-star ex-husband. As people from her old life reappear, Margot has to choose between new possibilities with Billy or the world she lost so many years before. The story follows the characters as they navigate the messy emotions of growing up, growing closer, and growing apart. Full of tongue-in-cheek adoration for the city of Baltimore, from its beers to its obsession with crabs, the story is also packed with witticisms and nostalgic rock references that will be best appreciated by Gen Xers. With clever dialogue, unpredictable twists, laugh-out-loud moments, and heartwarming joy, this is really a book about nice guys.

Pure fun.