A quickie Las Vegas wedding draws a gay British man into a web of skulduggery in Fanning’s mystery.
It’s 2022, and Kyle Macdonald, a 20-something schoolteacher and small-time actor in Manchester, England, is languishing after a breakup. He barely remembers drunkenly marrying a stranger during a Vegas vacation six years before, which his new husband promised to get annulled. Then Hollywood studio executive Carlton Dupree calls to inform him that he’s still married to famous director Aaron Biedermeier, who’s in a coma. As a result, he must fly to Los Angeles to address murky legal issues. Kyle soon learns that the director has been accused by reality-show has-been Judah Eisenhart of hosting sex parties involving underage actors. Aaron may also have a connection to Tim Larson, a 15-year-old actor who died of a drug overdose—and whom Kyle thinks he saw in Vegas. Afraid that he might be falsely accused of various crimes, Kyle gives his passport to the pale, reptilian Dupree to expedite divorce proceedings. He then meets Noah Winter, the director’s attractive fiancé, who attended the sex parties and was once Larson’s teenage lover. After someone turns up dead, Noah talks Kyle into taking a road trip to Georgia to see someone who may have evidence that will exonerate the schoolteacher. Their transcontinental drive in a camper van, in which they are serenaded by Billy Joel songs, allows their smoldering attraction to segue into dreamy kisses. Fanning makes his yarn overly complicated, with too many titular husbands who have no convincing reason to be married. Fortunately, the characters are well drawn—Kyle’s naïve self-deprecation plays off nicely against Hollywood glitz and sleaze—and the prose is vivid and fun: “Noah is…shirtless, as if posing for a magazine spread. He drank as much as me, so how come he looks fabulous, while only the blood of a newborn stands any chance of reanimating my broken body?” Readers will enjoy Kyle’s meandering quest for a love that outlasts a craps game.
An entertaining novel whose bewildering plot is redeemed by punchy writing and appealing characters.