RUDE MULE

A misbehaved mule gets an etiquette lesson in Edwards’s (Little Brown Hen’s Shower, p. 410, etc.) humorous tale. “What would you do if a mule knocked on your door one day and said ‘I’ve come for lunch?’ ” asks the opening spread. “You’d say, ‘Hello! Come in, Mule.’ ” But rudeness ensues as the mule resists his host’s suggestions, then throws a tantrum when he doesn’t get his way. Each time, the boy waits patiently until his guest acquiesces. (“What if he came in and sat down at the table? You’d say ‘Mule, wash your hooves before lunch.’ But what if he said ‘Won’t!’ You’d say, ‘No lunch for you then.’ ”) Nascimbeni’s (Small Brown Dog’s Bad Remembering Day, 2000, etc.) saturated mixed-media illustrations provide vivid accompaniment as the meal gets progressively messier. A full-bleed illustration steeped in heady tones of tomato red and rust orange depicts the mule slurping spaghetti. Curly noodles loop through the air as the boy nearly falls off his seat. Opposite, a vignette shows the boy standing up to the horrible house guest (“Mule, eat your food quietly”). By the end, a series of vignettes shows the pair riding a toy train, playing hide and seek, blowing bubbles, and, finally, taking a nap—the rewards of proper behavior. For fans of Laura Numeroff’s Mouse stories (below), Edward’s effort may seem like déjà vu. But by making her host cool as cucumber and totally in charge, Edwards gives her tale a twist. It’s Emily Post for the preschool set, an appealing and laugh-inducing introduction to civilized living. (author’s note on mules) (Picture book. 4-8)