MIRANDA THE PANDA IS ON THE VERANDA

There are also "golf sox on a musk ox," "some myrtle on a turtle," "a veil on a snail," etc. in this whimsical bit of rhymed nonsense. Aimed at both children and adults, Miranda The Panda could start a fad of the "Knock-Knock" variety, while on the juvenile level it could help the child expand his vocabulary if not his view of natural history.