FLORIDA HUSTLE
by Paul Wilborn
A West Palm Beach story about a boy obsessed with a horror movie star.
As Wilborn’s latest novel opens, lanky 17-year-old Michael Donnelly has already crossed the line. The son of Donnelly Avionics CEO and West Palm Beach millionaire Alex Donnelly, young Michael is a horror film fan, obsessed with the works of director Mario Bava, the “Fellini of gore,” the mind behind such masterpieces as Kill Baby Kill and Blood and Black Lace. Unfortunately, Michael is also obsessed with up-and-coming horror movie star Dawn Karston, to whom he’s mailed what he considers movie storyboards worthy of her artistry but law enforcement would consider death threats (Wilborn’s novel takes place in the 1980s, when parents and cops alike have movie-obsessed John Hinckley’s attempted assassination of President Ronald Reagan fresh on their minds). Faced with the hard facts, and knowing that both he and Michael are still reeling from the suicide of Michael’s mother, Crystal (“the loss of a woman they both loved,” he reflects, “hadn’t brought them closer together”), Alex decides to have Michael committed to Palmdale Haven for the three weeks Dawn Karston is filming Swamp Fiend II in the nearby Everglades. Michael, “a gawky mantis of a kid,” learns of this plan and goes on the run with his father’s credit card and soon falls in with blustering Cavanaugh Reilly and his lover, Lola, who promise to help smuggle Michael onto the Swamp Fiend set before his father’s private investigator finds him—although, to up the ante in a relentlessly clever plot, they’re also thinking of double-crossing him before the money runs out. It’s an antic, very Floridian tale, populated with larger-than-life characters and full of Carl Hiaasen–style dry humor and Elmore Leonard–style sharp descriptions. The characters all have penchants for funny one-liners, and a kind of zany logic binds their very strange separate worlds. Wilborn packs a lot of fun and human insight into a slim number of pages.
An irrepressible Florida frolic filled with lost dreams, forlorn love, and horror movie lore.