BIRDS AREN'T REAL

Two young writers satirize the American obsession with conspiracy theories by offering “insights” into a fictional governmental plot.

During the Trump era, the far-right fringe groups, including QAnon—which posited that elite Satan-worshipping pedophile democrats controlled politics and the media—developed a robust following, to the chagrin of many, including then teenage McIndoe. He responded by disseminating a joke conspiracy theory claiming that, in the 1970s, the U.S. government “killed off the entire bird population and replaced them with robotic bird replicas that are used for mass surveillance.” In this book, McIndoe and Gaydos move to the next parodic extreme by offering an in-depth history of this fictional movement—which they claim has been “brutally suppressed” by the government—and other absurdist gems, including a field guide to major bird drones such as pigeons, seagulls, bluebirds, and vultures and a “real history of America” that claims the apex of the American Revolution was in 1812, when “Washington led his colonial army across the Delaware ocean.” For fellow “Bird Truthers” seeking to spread the word, the authors deliver sage advice on everything from how to hold rallies—complete with instructions on ways to make the best use of speeches, moments of silence, and bagpipes—to how to hypnotize every member of the armed forces for effective government overthrow and how to create shelters and societies by digging interconnected backyard holes. Illustrated throughout with black-and-white sketch-style drawings, the text presents its own alternative-fact universe that ridicules the bizarre distortions that have become an embedded part of American sociopolitical reality. “This book,” write the authors, “is intended for readers with an IQ over 250….If your IQ is under 250, please close this book immediately and read something more suited to your sensibilities, such as Goodnight Moon or Frog and Toad.”

Quirky and humorously provocative.