Wanna know how? First you sit in some sand and then cover yourself all up and then wiggle around until it all falls apart and that's an earthquake. That's a sample too of all the other things in the book kids have always loved to do. By the author of A Hole Is To Dig here is a grab bag of instructions for such tricks of the age as having sales, playing with parents and "how to be inside a whale"- some naughty, some nice, some sugar, some spice.