ISHA, UNSCRIPTED

When a 28-year-old aspiring screenwriter gets dropped by her agent, she tries to pitch her script to her former University of Texas professor Matthew McConaughey.

In the eyes of her strict Indian parents, Isha Patel is little more than a disappointment. She’s 28, living at home, and a two-time college dropout who was majoring in, gasp, theater and film. Isha manages to make ends meet on a meager salary from her freelance communications job, but her dream is to become a famous screenwriter. She tells herself that her latest script, The Avenged, is her “ ‘lucky eight,’ because it turned out that ‘lucky seven’ wasn’t a thing after all and we were way past ‘third time’s a charm.’ ” Isha knows that she'll succeed soon enough—how can she not when she was mentored by UT royalty Matthew McConaughey in a screenwriting class, even if that was years ago already? While waiting for her agent to book meetings with producers, she spends most of her time hanging out with her younger cousin Rohan. He introduces Isha to a new pub run by two brothers who just happen to have a connection to McConaughey. Isha swoons over Tarik, one of the brothers whom she immediately nicknames Thirst-Trap. Wildly hungover from a night of sampling Tarik’s fruity drinks, she bombs a last-minute pitch meeting her agent set up for her. Her agent promptly drops her, and a second, more self-pitying trip to the pub with Rohan leads to bar fighting, dumpster diving, and breaking into the grounds of McConaughey’s Texas estate…just in case he’d like to read a few pages of her script. Patel’s latest rom-com is full of slapstick humor, but Isha’s missteps often feel cringeworthy. Her clumsiness is more exasperating than endearing, and it’s a wonder that Rohan and Tarik put up with her drunken charades.

Good for a few laughs but ultimately unsatisfying.