THIS MAY END BADLY

Senior year at two rival boarding schools finds Doe doing everything she can to protect her school’s legacy, even if it means enlisting a fake boyfriend to help.

Dorothy “Doe” Saltpeter and her closest friends are shocked when all-girls Weston School announces a merger with their archrivals, the all-boys Winfield Academy. Their traditional prank war against the boys feels heightened amid the news, in particular increasing the stakes for Doe’s personal feud with Winfield’s wealthy all-star Nathaniel Emeric Wellborn III, aka Three. His cousin Gabriel “Wells” Wellborn shares Doe’s disdain, and together they hatch a plan that involves pretending to be in a relationship and recovering from Three a family heirloom that holds sentimental value for Wells. What starts as a prank spirals into an uncontrollable swirl of emotions, strained friendships, and a struggle for inclusivity inside an elite sisterhood. Markum addresses the characters’ sexuality, including Doe’s bisexual father and her close friend Gemma, who recently came out to her family as lesbian. In addition, there’s a frank conversation about gender identity and the archaic structure of single-gender schools. The main characters are presumed White; the racialized experiences of supporting characters who bring ethnic diversity are developed to some degree. Doe’s evolving relationships with Wells, her friends, her parents, and even herself read realistically, and the mounting tension—both sexual and in the collision of her different worlds—keeps the pages turning.

Lots of fun and romance undergirded by relevant, timely substance.