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NEW TEETH

Stories

by Simon Rich

Pub Date: July 27th, 2021
ISBN: 978-0-316-53668-4
Publisher: Little, Brown

Many of these 11 stories from gifted humorist Rich explore the joys and trials of parenthood.

Two pirates are all at sea when they discover a stowaway little girl and must add a bit of niceness to their nastiness. A screenwriter reluctantly abandons work to be the Beast in his daughter’s obsession with the Disney-fied fairy tale, but he realizes something about the film that helps transform him into a less-beastly father. When simian superhero Clobbo learns that Empire City no longer needs him, he discovers a new role entertaining his granddaughter with bubble wrap on a Facetime call. A young woman raised by wolves returns to human society at 18 and has a normal life, only interacting with the wolves when they visit for Thanksgiving, and eventually she learns to accept their differences. A story about a medieval king’s not very bright son hiding among peasants during a revolution was adapted for Rich’s TV series, “Miracle Workers.” In his sixth collection of stories, and eighth work of fiction since 2007, Rich presents parody, absurdity, observational wit, the sudden shift in a familiar premise, and a surprising touch of sweetness and charm throughout. Fans won’t find anything quite like Rich’s earlier “Unprotected,” with the point of view of an unused condom in a young man’s wallet, or the macabre twist in “The Tribal Rite of the Strombergs,” when a Scrabble game ends in ritual human sacrifice. A couple of pieces are even a bit clunky. But there is much to smile at here, and “The Big Nap” (nodding to Chandler), which uses noir style for a toddler detective on the trail of his baby sister’s lost unicorn, Moomoo, is so consistently funny, so exceptional in its imaginative use of parody as to be near genius.

A fertile mind provides many smiles in this entertaining collection—and more than a few out-loud laughs.