THE CHELSEA GIRL MURDERS
by Sparkle Hayter
All News Network exec Robin Hudson’s bad luck with men (The Last Manly Man, 1998, etc.) continues—accelerates, really—when a fire drives her from her New York apartment to the legendary Chelsea Hotel, and this really cute guy she’s just met drops dead at her feet. There follows a knockabout search for a Baby Jesus statue whose reputation rivals the Lost Ark’s, a terrorist/killer brought down by a bunch of handcuffed nuns, and a round of love with what might just be the proper Frenchman.