PEGGY THE ALWAYS SORRY PIGEON

A pigeon learns how to stand up for herself.

Peggy the pigeon can’t catch a break. No matter where she perches, someone objects to her presence and shoos her away. Peggy invariably apologizes and skedaddles, convinced she’s done wrong. Then, Peggy meets a seagull named Joan, who explains that she’s been watching Peggy and has carefully noted her ever contrite behavior. Joan points out that Peggy was victimized and further counsels her to stop saying “sorry” when she isn’t wrong. Joan advises skeptical, shy Peggy to stand up for herself by saying anything other than “sorry” when unjustly picked on. This is good—and hilarious—advice, as Peggy turns out to be quite the wordsmith. Next day, Joan is at Peggy’s side when the same bullies attempt to shoo her off “their” respective patches. Instead of saying “sorry,” Peggy manages—with Joan’s encouragement—to let rip blasts of nonsensical, uproarious comebacks that confuse and startle the bullies and send them packing. Readers will love this warm, funny, reassuring U.K. import about standing up to bullies and taking back one’s own space. Uttering ridiculous, unexpected remarks—as Peggy does—actually isn’t a bad way to completely disarm a tormentor. Kids will howl at Peggy’s snappy retorts and will enjoy volunteering their own wildly silly phrases. The lively illustrations move the story along briskly; Peggy and Joan are feisty, well-realized characters. Humans are racially diverse.

A sound lesson in empowerment and self-respect.